Born and bred, baby

You are 96% REAL Texan!!

High five, you're a complete Texan. People from other states should tremble in your presence because they're simply not worthy. Let them bow before you and convey their undying adoration to you while they announce their true desire to be Texan.

How Texan Are You?

Actually, that should read 100% real Texan, as in born and bred here and happens to know that at least one of the questions on that quiz does not have a correct answer, unless I missed something in my last 32 years here (my first 18 or so in San Antonio, the rest right here in Austin). There are a couple of *close* answers. Ah, well... :D