Overheard

"You're dysfunctional."
"No, we're functioning; we're just dysfunctionally functioning."
- conversation at the next table at China Wall

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"His pants bust."
"You should've told me; I have my digital camera. You know, blackmail."
"No, he's a white male."
"That's funny!! Black male, white male."
"Heh - you started it."
"No, I meant blackmail - one word."
"Oh. That's even funnier."
- conversation between co-workers