Conversation at a party

Story as told by a couple of guys that roomed together in college --

C: So, we should tell them the story of the razor blade.
D: (Grins embarrasedly and shakes his head no.)
C: Yeah, I woke up one morning with a razor blade in my bed. I asked D, "Did you put a razor blade in my bed?"
D: (Still shaking his head.)
C: Totally serious - I asked him if he was trying to tell me I needed to die or something.
D: And then I said, "No, dude, I really am trying to kill you."
D: Kidding. I swear.

Ok, maybe you had to be there. But it was FUNNY. :D