Rumors

• MacBook Air includes secret filter to block all references to Ron Paul
• Blood was digitally removed from There Will Be Blood
• Patton Oswalt has signed a two-year contract with the Baltimore Ravens
• ABC announced George Lucas's Matrix Babies coming this fall
• Report links Alvin, Simon to performance-enhancing helium
• The Dinobots will be voiced by the Wu Tang Clan
• They shot that tiger because it knew Tom Cruise was gay
• Islanders on "Lost" to adopt adorable, wisecracking orphan cousin
• No new Garfield movie until 2011
• B.A. Baracus played in new A-Team movie by Marcus Carl Franklin, Ben Whishaw, Heath Ledger, Christian Bale, Richard Gere, and Cate Blanchett
• New Radiohead video available only as an animated GIF
• Hillary Clinton thinks Batman Forever got everything right
• Peter Parker is going to start failing Chemistry so kids can better relate to the character
• iPhone tells Diane Sawyer of Jobs's "inappropriate touching"
• There are too many pop culture references in Internet lists

(Woot!)