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For the person who was looking for someone to show some ass, so sorry to disappoint. I also do not have any B. A. Baracus knitting patterns (although I have a friend who would LOVE one if you know of one...).

Other knitting/crochet patterns I'd be interested in: the patterns for the knitted plushies shown in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (the movie, natch), thigh-high stockings that I did NOT have to do the math for (ya, I know - wishful thinking), and perhaps a plushie fish pattern.

An odd pattern I recently added to my collection: a Princess Leia hat, as commissioned by a friend of a friend so she can wear it in the next Relay for Life. This pattern does actually have the distinction of being worn (in finished form) by Carrie Fisher after being gifted to her by the pattern designer.